My new plan:
>Buy one of the uninhabited islands in the Bahamas island chain.
>Set up a tent and a flag, declare myself a new nation.
>Declare war on the U.S.
>Paddle a kayak close to the U.S. shore, toss a dummy grenade, then surrender.
>Get war reparations, money and equipment to build housing and infrastructure, resorts for tourism, strike up an alliance with the U.S., let them give me a bunch of F-16’s and other military equipment………….
……….. then bomb Castro.